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May, 17 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     1971 views       Funny

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A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum

Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601

Telefun,Telefun!
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong
today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness
To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???



Socho....



maa badaulat!
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?


Nahi pata..?


Aray bhai yehi,

K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)
Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.


I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....









Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...

The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .
The fight we had last night was my fault,


my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!''