Karachi Me 500 Grlz Heart Attack

Karachi Me 500 Grlz Heart Attack
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
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255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





Kyn k














Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
  

May, 13 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     1880 views       Funny

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Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,''U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!
Press down
if u like me

So u like me


so sweet


Ok
u can stop


Enough plz
Stop it


this is 2 much



Oh my God


Ok Ok
i like u 2


Uff,Crazy fans..
I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Aap Ki 5 Khoobian

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J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)
How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???

















She Starts Her Sentence
With




"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->
Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LOADING........Please wait.....ERROR: no brain detected


Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.