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Yesterday In My Dream You
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Yesterday In My Dream You
Yesterday In My Dream You
Yesterday In My Dream You
Were Counting Lot Of Money.
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I Dint Understand Why You Were Sitting In Front Of Temple.
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Sardar by mistake
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .
All ladies suddenly stand up !
Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
Sardar To His Friend -
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes
Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?
Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
Bhikari Pathan sy!
Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.
Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.
Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->
Ghajini me Aamir khan
Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?
Nahi pata..?
Aray bhai yehi,
K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)
techr agr 1 aur 1 2
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
Neend jab b mujhe
Neend jab b mujhe aaghosh may leti hei
Aapka chehra nigahon may bus jata hei
Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei
Dil se yahi awaz ati hei
AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho
Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->
after a striving mov
After a striving movement of 25 years.
MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.
Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also
Book Name :
"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
Tujhko Kya Bhejon
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
pathan larki se i love you
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You. :-)
Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In Pakistan
(Naai Ki Dukaan)
Funny
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL
Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
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