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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
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May, 26 2010
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Do u belive in BHOOT
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki*
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Mood theek ho,
Time ho pass,
Sab kam chor k,
Thora ehsas ho to,
Dil mane to,
to
to
aik
(SMILE PLZ)
// Height Of Job Frustration //
// Height Of
Job Frustration //
A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
Ecnological Development!
Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!
Wow...
Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->
Height of being Hygienic:
Height of being Hygienic:
A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.
Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?
Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo PANI ki Thandak
Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu
Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati
Aap kya Jaano
Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain.
Woh to aj bi hamain
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai
weve had our ups an
We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
Ek Faqeer Bachi Se
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
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