Interviewer to Millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

May, 26 2010 259 chars (2 sms) 2804 views Funny

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''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo

''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI Se Kam Nhi.........!!!

Hey friend remember dat. .

Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-

parosi!!!!

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.

Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay

Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->

A fat girl is waiting

A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)

piyarey or aziz dosto

Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!

Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A

Man Bring

His Wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

Most Touching Lines

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...

"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina

Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

wah wah!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha

Maa: beta shadi u

Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho

Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...

Ek Sheikh Doctor

Ek Sheikh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|A K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.
Doctor:300 Rs.
Sheikh:Chlain Doctor Shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Sheikh: Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,

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