A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
(@) Smiling....
(!.!) Crying...
(;) Angry...
(:) Bored...
(-)Proud...
(o) Hungry...
(,) Happy..
(?) Confused...
(-.-)Sleepy Jo marzi shakal bana lo nahana to parega... Good day Dear
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
