Interviewer to Millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

May, 26 2010 259 chars (2 sms) 3531 views Funny

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Doctor To A Kid:

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

Life is like a drama:

Life is like a drama:

If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)

NOW U R SMILING THAT''S (HORROR)!

--> Ek Pathan Mufafir

--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D

wo kia cheez hy jo

Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??

Guess??

Come On Yar?

Sakoon

i m a y b e

I

M a Y

b E

"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

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a M

p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->

Special prayer jst 4 u...

Special prayer jst 4 u...

U''l b a Rose 4al Flowers

U''l b a Smile 4al Faces

U''l b a Spring 4al Trees

U''l b a brother 4al

''SMART girls''

Kaho Ameen!!

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->

''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat

''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''

If Gal Vomits,

If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,

Boys R Alwys Kamina

Top 3 Universities Rule :

Top 3 Universities Rule :

1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent

a married womans

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

if you are inLOVE...Press Down

if you are inLOVE...Press Down
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Ther jao.Abhi tumhari MAMA ko batata ho.

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