ek pathan bakri lay

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->

May, 06 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2181 views Funny

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Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..

Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?

Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D

Ek sawal...

Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log aisa kia karte hain k theek 9 MAHINAY baad 14 NOV ko "CHILDREN DAY" manana parta hai.

I May Walk Slowly..

I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln

I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN

parho ge., likho ge., ho ge Kharab...

parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...

Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...

(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~

How Come The Dove

How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->

''Duniya Main Reh

''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko Apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
Agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao Aur So Jao''

DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost.

Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->

nokrani begum sb bl

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)

Arz Kia Hai

Arz Kia Hai

Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya

Aur

Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->

''Ladka bola :

''Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty

Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi

Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To

Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)

doosron k0 bhi bewaqoof banana hy

Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??

KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->

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