Height Of Patience

Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 2378 views Funny

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Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...

Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...

Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Pathan:

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

Height of Orkuting.

Height of Orkuting...!

Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!

Ssends his termination through Scrap..!

''AB TO BIJLI BHI

''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai

"Mohsin"

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1 Ghanta Sobha

1 Ghanta Shaam

or

1 Ghanta Raat.....:d

- Mohsin Skywalker -''

teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

pathanon ne eid k baad

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

everything is pre written

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

Best SMS of the

Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
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Bht yad arai hai yar ;)''

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''

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