.*""* .. * ""*. ''* Dil ki *'' * Gehrayon * "*. se .*"

.*""* .. * ""*. ''* Dil ki *'' * Gehrayon * "*. se .*"
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''* Dil ki *''
* Gehrayon *
"*. se .*"
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Fitay moonh!

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uska
jo ap ka Bura chahay.. :D
  

May, 25 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2313 views       Funny

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Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
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