Ap ne DIL churaya H

Ap ne DIL churaya H
Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne HASSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.

meri CHAPPAL WAPIS KARO.
  

May, 25 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     3280 views       Funny

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