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A paindo man was died..
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A paindo man was died..
A paindo man was died..
A paindo man was died..
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GOD say him!
Main teno janat dey saaa..
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Paindo bola,
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Na jee Na
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Main Te HONDA He Lay Saaa... ;->
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May, 20 2010
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per Nangi Larki nahaye gi,
Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.
"GEO MUSHARAF"
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR Na Do,
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,
Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,
Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,
Suna He Buhat KANJOOS Ho TUM,
Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do....;->
Survey Subject:
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
height of change...!
height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?
Bored of getting good marks?
Try enginering
Marks se no marks
fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein
Agr koi ap k pa
Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe,"tum bewaqoof ho"
To koi lamha zaya mat krna us ko gardan se pakrna aur kehna
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Plz Kisi or ko mat batana yar ! ok !
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator
Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo
Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
Breaking news..
Breaking news..
abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......
Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..
lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!
A KISS ...
A KISS ...
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...
That''s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend : Really?
1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
U can control your Breath but not Death
U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not
LOOSE MOTION
Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!
Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!
Aik bar phir phairen
Dobra phairen
Chalen 1 bar phir
Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...
"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...
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