before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

May, 06 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2954 views Funny

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duniya ki wo konsi company

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?

Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya

Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->

Man sees Sardar-G

Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->

What makes men chase

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.
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.
.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Dear Customer!

Dear Customer!

We Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On This

"EID"

From:

JAZZ:

AUR NAHAOO ;->

Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)

aik aadmi k ghr k samne

aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha!

Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!

jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!

Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
:)

Butt: Sir hun meri

Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

Roses r red,

Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.

this authentical poem

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D

80% Of The Final

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->

How True ...

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