before marriage eve

before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     1964 views       Funny

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Frnds I''m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or1000 Rupees Note
SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??









memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
Who Let You Get On
The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???






Can''t Understand ... !!!







Its English Vrsion
Of Song





Tenu Ghori Kinney
Charhaya Bhootni K ;->
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,



JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,



JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,



TAB!!






MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
.
.
.
.
.
Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''
Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai

East or West

" FaWad " Is Da BEst .

Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA

Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Sardar: BANANA!


Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi . . . ! !

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin, Aur Sahi . . . ;->