before marriage eve

before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2514 views       Funny

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(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)
Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun.

Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar


Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist


Just



KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha

Ke

Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhnay Say Insaan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jaata Hai.

Sò.

Hamesha
Apney
Paas






Meri Tasveer
Rakha Karo :->
I Met Money

&

I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,

Money Smiled & Said,

Ofcourse I Am A Piece

Of Paper But

I Haven''t Seen

Dust Bin In My Life.
Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?






niche dekho..













Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya




sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->
once a king ask hisunshi k uski beti k leye larka dhondo
munshi ne beti ki omer pochi..
king:18
munshi:agar 18 saal ka na mila tu 9-9 saal k do le ao..