Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
1 memon apni bv ka sadqa utarta hy 10rs ka
Or us me 90rs dal kr card load krta hy
bv pochti hy ye kya kya
memon
Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balance mere pas