before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

May, 06 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2659 views Funny

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Din Ko Karo YA Raat Ko Karo

Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo

Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo

Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo

Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo

Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo

Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo

1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo

"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..

Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
.
.
.
.
Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)

Shaadi ke pehle

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Agar dantttooon k Doctor

Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?

Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.

''2 apimy amm

''2 apimy amm (mango) k bagh gaye. 1 ne kaha kash ham mango hoti to kitna acha hota.dosry ny kaha ye to mushkil nahy he chalo lattak jatey hai.kuch dair k bad 1 gir geya dosry ny pocha Q tak kar gir gaye, phele ny jawab diya nahi paak kar gir geya.''

Wife Ne Husband Se:

Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!

Women recall every

Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.

quotable quotes

=Quotable Quotes=

To be is to do.
(by Socretes)

To do is to be.
(by Plato)

To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He

Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.

Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.

Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

1st Frnd:Yar

1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla

Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge

Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He

AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE

AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE

But,

A woman can change your IDEA..

So,

Always change

Women
to change
IDEA(S)

WHAT AN IDEA

Chaloo yah karoo shabash

Chaloo yah karoo shabash

Here is a car........
........................-----;--,
...............___/_,{)..|__;.__
............/..._.............:......_..\
...........''--(_)------------(_)---''

And here is the key.......

-.--.
/.-.''----------.
\''-''.--"--""-"-''
-''--''

Ab jaldee se saaaf karo main ne bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...

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