before marriage eve

before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2272 views       Funny

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JIN.Admi se

Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?


ADMI.Jin se bola


mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh

JIN.bola.
me kokaf ka jin hon koi
Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.. :p
A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi

Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi

Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K

Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
A Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said ...

"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My Wife..." ;->
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...


Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....


sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?


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2400 km away from home...!
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..

Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?






Simple
Janix


Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->