before marriage eve

before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2501 views       Funny

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I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
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Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Par
Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel
Ek choti makkhi badi ghass kee makkhi ko kaise propose maregi ?



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socho...







Aye Grass-Hopper Mujhe Pyaar To Kar
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..

Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..

Agar woh Na mane toh usein Swimming Pool mein dahkha dedena..
Wah Wah Wah Wah!!


Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awain ga.
Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........


Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai


Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->