before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

May, 06 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 1971 views Funny

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Interviewer to Millionaire:

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->

Duniya Main Sab Se

Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?

DHOBI-

Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon

koi takleafday chee

Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .

Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->

Teacher:what is

Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!

Dada apnay poatay se:

Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy

Boss:I will give

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.

Din Main 5 SmS,

Din Main 5 SmS,

Raat Main 10 SmS,

Haftay Main 200 SmS,

Month Main 1000 SmS,

Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

Y did Shahrukh khan

Y did Shahrukh khan change his luk evrytime he tried a new watch..?

Coz "HAR GHARI BADAL RAHI HAI ROOP ZINDAGI" . . . ;->

Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon

Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

Thief with knife

Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal

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