before marriage eve

before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2553 views       Funny

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Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery

Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .

Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA


But




Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .






Why. . . ?





Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->
Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
DOOB MARO Nikammo

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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
Mujhy






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Pya........





Pyaz(ONION) katwani hai omlete k liye..


kaat dogi na....
plz... ;->
kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...
chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-