before marriage eve

before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2770 views       Funny

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I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
Jab Usne Humse Taluq Tora Hum ß Usey keh Aaye .....

ßil ßatori NaasAAn çhorri Adi Mithi Adi korri am sory am sory
''Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega

Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega?????''
You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,

Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr Girls k Numbers
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KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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Thanks A Lot
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
What''s The Difference Between A Man Jumping From 1st Floor And A Man Jumping From 10th Floor . . . ???










Former Goes [HIT] ''''AAAAAAA''''
While
The Later Goes ''''AAAAAAA'''' [HIT] ;->
Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"
Agar train kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey?




Budhu agar aag lagti to kya sirf patree ko lagnee theee!


Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D