before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

May, 06 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2249 views Funny

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How do you recognize

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

A Sardarji goes

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

Doctor:Madam

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

ßrandy+Water=

ßrandy+Water=
Injurious To kidney

Whisky+Water=
Injurious To Heart

Vodka+Water=
Injurious To ßrain

çonclusion: Please Avoid WATER

''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,

''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''

facts abt me ein

Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
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Bht yad arai hai yar ;)''

Heigth of fashion

Heigth of fashion

a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....

low waist diper

pathan pilot jahaz land karne

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Best Punishment

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..

Giv Him A Mobile With A

Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him

In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk

i was worried in dream

i was worried in dream
2nite
i saw
all the devils of the world have died,
can u give me only 1sms2 make me sure that
u r still alive .

What Do U Get ?

What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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Think
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Vey Simple....
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!

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