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"pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"!
  

May, 17 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2063 views       Funny

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jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi


NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai


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Nai nacha?



Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hain,
Toh Dil Me Kya Hain???











































































Dard-E-Disco ;-)
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta


Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
Catch Her By Her Waist. . .




Bring Her Home. . .



Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .





Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .





&

Have A Nice. . .



Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->
What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,
Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark Sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai


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