Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek Din Aaega!

Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:

"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->
  

May, 13 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2697 views       Funny

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whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?








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Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?











Guess Karo
Ez Hai









Nahi Pata







It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
I love u bolo







mjy nai

apny jevan sthi ko

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ab thankx kr k shrminda na karna..


Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .

Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?

Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->
Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....


A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.


Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,


its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,











then its Khujli...

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Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)