Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek Din Aaega!

Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:

"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->

May, 13 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2942 views Funny

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Kii Kariyean Lokan da,

Kii Kariyean Lokan da, Her gal nu log jhamela kehnde nay

jay sms na kariye ta kanjoos ,ta jay karaiye te vehla kahnday ne

larka larki went on

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..

Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi

Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne

Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!

Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

In Pakistan

In Pakistan
Survey Was Done ThaT
"How Many Gys & Guls Want 2 Meet
RoCk3r..........????"

Survey Report:
5% Say..... Yes
0% Say..... No
&
Rest Of 95% Say..... Sapne Mat Dikhao Yaar..
Humaari Aisi Kismat Kahan...../ ;->

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!

Kisi nay dil badal liya,

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

Dead Bird: A S

Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"

SHALWAR bandhane k lye

Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D

Full Forms WIFE

Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies

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