Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek Din Aaega!

Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:

"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->

May, 13 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2278 views Funny

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''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa

''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)

Marriage is the

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

2 ghantay aatay ki line mai

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:

"if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"

What is at the end of "everything" ?

What is at the end of "everything" ?

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The letter g

:Tum Hi To Ho

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

sardar ka radio

Sardar radio thek krwany gya
.
dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
,

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Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.

A man was lost alone

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..

Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi

Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke

Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->

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Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

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