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Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
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Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,
Ek Din Aaega!
Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:
"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Pakistan me 1 samandar
Pakistan me
1 samandar
5 darya
9 dame
1843 nahren
638246 kuwain
98834672 nalkey
93167346 tankiyan
734219465 tOtiyan
Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?
Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay
Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:
1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.
2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?
3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo
4.Date Pr Hn
5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
faraz
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...
Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
Aam zindgi..
Aam zindgi..
hum ek bhi ladki nahi pata sake..
College ka 1 semester khrab ho gaya....
Mentos zindgi:- ek bhi ladki hume nahi pata saki...Unka 1 semester BARBAAD ho gaya....
Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar
Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy
"pApPu"
Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
think guys
ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
Teacher: Did You Father Help
Teacher: Did You Father Help
You With Your Homework?
Student: No,
He Did It All By Himself
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..
After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)
so enjoy unmarried life...
A famous Russian quote:
A famous Russian quote:
“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”
it’s true!
see crying Veena Malik;’(
smiling Zardari:)
A Fool Can Ask
A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Man Can Answer. . .
So
There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The VIVA In Practicals. . . ;->
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