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Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?


Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''
  

May, 06 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2134 views       Funny

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There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
TRUE LOVE SONG:

Bazigar 0 bazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kr,
Tu ne dil mera tora,
Mene ELFI se jorha,
Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar
Bazigar O bazigar... ;->
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal



Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!


I

M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,



B u T ...



I

A m

N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->
Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,

Kya Pyar Karna Paap Hai?

Ladke Ka Dost Uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai

Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche Uska Baap Hai
Lamha lamha
Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,

Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,


Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera

YAÄR

Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...
They Say

One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy


Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends



If They Seem Normal ,




You Are This One .... ;->

Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?




Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal''s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!