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Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

May, 06 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2582 views Funny

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''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''

Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao

Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}

Faakey pe faka ho raha hai

Faakey pe faka ho raha hai,
Naakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hukumat ker rahi hai Mansooba Bandi,
Phir bhi Kakay pe Kaka ho raha hai.

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho

Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho

Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.

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Zindagi me kuch chizein apka sath kbhi nhi chorengi..!

Zindagi me kuch chizein
apka sath kbhi nhi
chorengi..!

1.Waqt

2.Dil ki dharkan

3.parchai

4.Naseeb

5.Yadain

6.Gham

Or

Or

INSHAALLAH

7,HUM.->

_____________________ Kuch Nahi Bus Meray

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Kuch Nahi Bus Meray Mobile Ko apkay Mobile Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai Ais Liye LINE Mar raha hai :)

diff bw ignorance

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!

Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .

a black guy was giv

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195

New Remix Song. . .

New Remix Song. . .

KhalBali Hai KhalBali
Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali
Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;

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