2 bachon ki baywa

2 bachon ki baywa
2 bachon ki baywa maa chothi dafa shadi kar rahe thee,
theek nikah k waqt dosra bacha ronay laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi".......
  

May, 21 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2263 views       Funny

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Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,






Qabr khudwai
Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur



wahan se neche phaink diya.
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
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Hmara msG aye yA Na AyE Tumhaien bhi to Krna Chahiay..
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
People say "Failure is the stepping stone for success"
I say im making a strong foundation by failing many time...
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
''Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.''
boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janeman meray dil main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja