This one is my first attempt.

This one is my first attempt.
This one is my first attempt.

Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?



Its Mr.Rashid latif



how?



Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa
  

May, 18 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2417 views       Funny

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Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna



Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo


Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo


Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo










"VOTE"
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->
next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA
Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se



"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.
Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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Confused????
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NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)
''Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.''


Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)