Bazu main dam rakhta hun

Bazu main dam rakhta hun
Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
  

May, 25 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2361 views       Funny

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''Banta is crying loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
Aik din aik sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.
Osne baap ki photo qabrastan main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"
If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got... How....??????? . . .. . .
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!!
Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->


Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main. . . ;->
Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

pehly jub bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam

kerna perta tha mager jub say ap ki hokamat ai hai tab say na bijli

hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai..

Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai..

Ferq to paraa hai . . !

Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->
The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present


Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.


Manager:
Sorry, but I can’t give you a job.
I don’t need much help.

Job Applicant: That’s all right.
In fact I’m just the right person in this case.

You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????







kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!