father watching fashiontv

father watching fashiontv


Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
  

May, 05 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2036 views       Funny

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