Police:Instead of hospital

Police:Instead of hospital
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
  

May, 26 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2419 views       Funny

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Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.

DAP 7600
kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur Bijli 2000
Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?


Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)
Hanso



Cheeko





Chillao





Uchlo Koodo





Seetiyan Maaro





Abu Ko Bataoo






Ami Ko Bataoo





Elaan Karwao






Bhangra Paao






Khush Ho Jao






K Tum Jiase Logo’n Ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .
Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Pappu ...





Bus Pakra Aur 250 Ka Chalaan Kaat Dia ... ;->


Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
''Aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''


*Golden Words*


''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''



Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->