Police:Instead of hospital

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

May, 26 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 2246 views Funny

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Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo Acha Rahy Ga

Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Socho''n Se Jaan Chura Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Bachi Tou Tum Se
Phansti Nhi Koi

Sab Larkyo''n Ko Behan Bana Lo
Acha Rahy Ga ... ;->

awam ki purzor farma

AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...

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Aik bAr Phir:

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EiD MubArAk... =P ;->

''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,

SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....

R U SURA?????

U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??

dho0m ka part 2 bna to naam rakh

Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)

Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"PAA DO

1 day a monkey looked

1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.

Aik baat bataoon?

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

plz ignore mat karen

PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.

EK BACHA JO BOHT CHHOTA HAI
Q K BACHAY CHHOTE HOTE HEN.

US BECHARE KO APNI POTTY DHONI NAHI ATI

HUM LOG ROZANA KITNE FUZOOL MSGS KARTE HEN

PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.

KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..
SHUKRIA... =P ;->

Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata

Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,

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Warid

Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)

Saveray jaldi uth

Saveray jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf Jay kapre pa k,Msjid ja,ALAH agay sajde pay k,Akhan band kar k,Sache Dil nal puch,"MOLA jadon tusi aqal vandi, main kithe c"

Mom:"Beti Bari ho

Mom:"Beti Bari ho kar kya karogi?"Beti:"Kuch nahi..Maa banongi,Parhoon gi,Shaadi karon gi...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna hai karo par zara TARTEEB sahi rakhna".

Good News-

Good News-

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Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho

Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,

Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .

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Police:Instead of hospital

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