Meera

"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".

Tarjama

"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".

Feb, 23 2012 93 chars (1 sms) 3141 views Funny

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Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....

Once "Chhakka"

Goes To A

"Raymonds Showroom"

Guess Y?

2 Become A COMPLETE MAN

''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai
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Haath to chhor Kaminay Meri Naak beh rahi hai..''

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per

A rose Rs.7
A card Rs.25
A Lunch Rs.200
Movie Rs.150
But a Friend like u is "Priceless"
Zyada urho mut
priceless bole to "FOKAT"

Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main

Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main

Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain

Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->

A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?

Ans: A Police Officer!!

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!

When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .

When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .

When Heart Fails

Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai

Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->

Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li

Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
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Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)

Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na

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