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tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........
  

Feb, 02 2012     251 chars (2 sms)     4725 views       Funny

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Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "



wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."




Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.

A Touching Love Story

A Boy n A Girl luv
each othr ...
One day they were
talking ...
Boy touchd girl''s hand n
Girl touched boy''s hand ...









Wh8 a touching story ;->
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->
Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!
Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?



Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.