If YOU Love Someone

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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte

May, 13 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2763 views Funny

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Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.

Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)

girlagr tmhe mjsy s

Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna

A young frog goes 2

A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt U...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.

some like sunday so

Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart

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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

Police ne larka

Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha

Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?

Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..

A Smile costs less than Electricity.

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

what isbrm a t h s

What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....

Oye Ye Dekho

Oye

Ye Dekho

Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
Aajao Cricket Ho Jaye.... ;->

surah nisa ayat86

(Surah: NISA Ayat:86)

"Aur Jab Koi Tumhen Dua Salam
Kary To Usko Us Se Behtar Dua
Do Ya Phr Usi Tarah K Alfaz Keh Do".

NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST

NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"

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