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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...
wo kyon sazaa bhugte
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Pakitan Means In 2008
Pakitan Means In 2008
P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr
A = Aata 26 Rs Kg
K = Khud Kash hamle
I = Ilm Ki Kami
S = Sarko''n Pe Paani
T = Traffic Jamm
A = Awaam Helpless
N = No Electricity :-<
Azadi Moqay Per
Azadi Moqay Per
KHAN Sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya Song
Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->
Woh to aj bi hamain
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai
I don''t understand
I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.
humnain us ki doli sajae hai
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
In a class, teacher asked:
In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected]
, it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Butt: Sir hun meri
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Boy: BUS aur LADKI
Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.
Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
amazing home remedies
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Jis Tarah
Jis Tarah
Ghibat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq Ko,
Usi Tarah
Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!
SomeOne.. MiSSES U..
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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