If YOU Love Someone

If YOU Love Someone
If YOU
Love
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Dont''t
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte
  

May, 13 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2932 views       Funny

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