''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->