If YOU Love Someone

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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte

May, 13 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 3145 views Funny

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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both

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Meine
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Tere Honton Kay Taqaddus Ka Khayal Aata Hai Pappu...
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Woh konsa Parinda hai jo urtha nhi hai?
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Socho Socho!
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