Judge Said To Pathan:

Judge Said To Pathan:
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
  

May, 18 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     3192 views       Funny

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Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

"Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->


Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?








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Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Nvr sy I
Cant live wdout u
Sy I live 4 u

U''ve been trained
nw go & flirt !!
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D


How do u find Avogadro''s no?









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gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO
GHAS HO tUM.

Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.

52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.

Insan 3rd class ho tum.


Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!

Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D
Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA...
START UR DAY WITH HER ...SWEET BLESSINGS
THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .
MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->