Judge Said To Pathan:

Judge Said To Pathan:
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
  

May, 18 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     3141 views       Funny

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Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->
pAtA hAi kiA...








chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...
The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"



It''s Two Steps Forward


One Step backward


And Then


A Sidestep ... ;->
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
Aadmi bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhy barbad kar de, mery pichey bhoot laga de, ek farishta bola abey saley eak line mien bool ke biwi chahey...!
App Mujhay

Aik jaga

Se boht

Payary Lagtay hain ?


Maloom hai kahan se ?

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Door say
2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.
teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->


Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???











Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->


BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,

sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;->
itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe

AYE DOST

dil to gaya hi gaya

sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya