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Judge Said To Pathan:
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Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...
Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
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May, 18 2010
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''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais
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Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo
Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo
jaldi se utho aur sabko wish
karo
HappY QaiD DaY
maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay
Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)
wife tum ne kabhi s
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
Friends r like Asian Paints :
Friends r like Asian Paints :
Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :
"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
CONGRATS
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Jab Se Tum ko Dekha Hai
Jab Se Tum ko Dekha Hai
Mera Raat ko
Din Ko
Subha Ko Shaam ko
Khaate Waqt
peete Waqt
Sote Waqt
Jaagte Waqt
Huns Huns k Bura Haal Ho Gaya Hai............:P
Amir''s girlfriend
Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.
But
Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]
NOw..
EnJoy
GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe
FARAZ!!
Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''
A boy n girl
A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi
Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi
hahahahahaahhaahhaahah
tawey per para POPCORN
tawey per para POPCORN uchalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....
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