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Judge Said To Pathan:
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Judge Said To Pathan:
Judge Said To Pathan:
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...
Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
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How Can You Tell
How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?
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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
you have been warned to slow down
Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P
Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
Love Is Second Mistake
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!
Of Course Girls Are First!!!
But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?
Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur!
Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!
:-/)
WiFe:
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
memon beemar hua to
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.
Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi
Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
lo0gon ki beghairtia
Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu
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Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->
Height Of Diplomacy?
Height Of Diplomacy?
Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her
"how can i remember ur b''day
when u never look an year older.
Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.
Two secrets to keep
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,
aur COW main peche?
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It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
Pervaiz Elahi To
Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha ..
He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI KI JANAB :)
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