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Judge Said To Pathan:
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Judge Said To Pathan:
Judge Said To Pathan:
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...
Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
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Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?
Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun
Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
a child never saw his hips.
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
plz open this msg a
Plz Open this msg. After 6 days, on Tuesday
I know u can''t wait,
So,
CONGRATZ !!
U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
in advnce... :-)
Lo Jee! Mitran Di Pur-Zor F
Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey...
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..
Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
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+ DIL SE +
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.+""+"
WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...
In Pakistan Survey Report to m
In Pakistan Survey Report to me
How many girls want to meet HamY
Survey Results
YES: 9%
NO: 0%
91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)
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DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !
Teacher asked pathan
Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
Height Of Inspiration
Height Of Inspiration
College Ka 1 Student College K Toilet Mai Gya
Jab Ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha
Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay
13th birthday messag
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Welcome to the teens.
You''re not a kid anymore.
Happy Coming of Age.
Happy 13th Birthday.
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
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