Judge Said To Pathan:

Judge Said To Pathan:
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
  

May, 18 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2261 views       Funny

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Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!
Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....
Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."
In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo

Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro

Hum SmS K KiñG Hain

Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.
Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.

STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?







socho.....








socho socho.........









coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha

Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha

Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha

Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha

Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha

Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha



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Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->