Judge Said To Pathan:

Judge Said To Pathan:
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
  

May, 18 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2337 views       Funny

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It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics

But you’ve to read this msgfor once only..
Ok!

R u ready??

Here we go


2+7


+9


-5


+4


+8


-2


+5


-4


+12


-8



The question is:how many times did u press the button?
hahaha
Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie

U Know Y............?

Shaan Had Empty Revolver
Villen Fired At Shaan
He CatcHes All The Bullets
Put It In His Revolver N Shot The Villen
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

And

A Diet Coke ... ;)
Maa


Maaaa


Maaaaaa


Maaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaaarch



What iz dis?


Stupid..!



This iz
"LONG MARCH"
OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :
APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->
Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?



Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,

JESE

Zardari

Sardar

Faraz

Or
Sab Se Barh Kar

PATHAN... ;->
(''.'')>
<\\
_/ \_
NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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,
,

Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.