''Logon Se Pange B Honge,

''Logon Se Pange B Honge,
''Logon Se Pange B Honge,
Ghar Men Dange B Honge,
Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To..
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Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge,
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2 Ganje, or baki Nange hongay''
  

May, 24 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     2242 views       Funny

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Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?

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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal


Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,


Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,


Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti





Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!


Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

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Usay Yaad Aaya

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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Puuri Puuri Raat Sirf Mis Call Marta Hai

Suna Hy Jab Tera Balance Khatam Ho jata Hai

Tou Balance K Liye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hai . . . ;->
WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!


Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
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