Father: Why did you

Father: Why did you
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
  

May, 18 2010     236 chars (2 sms)     3585 views       Funny

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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai. Like
''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont leave ur friend?


" i looked back at the moon & said

"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"
"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,



BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"



But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar ha..
Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi
Rukain

Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Neechay karain








Or Neechay
















Thora Or Neechay






















Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->
Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...

Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?

Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.