Father: Why did you

Father: Why did you
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
  

May, 18 2010     236 chars (2 sms)     2820 views       Funny

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