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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
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Best Punishment
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..
Giv Him A Mobile With A
Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him
In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
Afridi ko Gul Ahmad
Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay
1..Rozana Brush karna
2..Choclate or sweets kam khana
3..
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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
The Equation of Marriage:
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
100 gARM mitti..
100 gARM mitti..
100 gram Kankar.
25 garm k keeray makoray
5 gram Makree k jalay
Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
"Apni Zindagi Main Ronaq Aur Dolat
"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo
Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"
~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
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Late Bed Wakings,
Slight Breakfasts,
Bus stand figures,
Foot Board Travels,
Late Attendance,
Long intervals,
Sharing Canteen Foods,
Many Proposals,
Mobiles in Silent mode,
Late night Chats,
Some misunderstandings,
Correcting Friends,
For exams micro slips,
Struggle for marks,
Prestige in arrears,
Mass Bunk,
Saturday Date,
Enjoying Arguments,
Freshers with fear.
Farewell with tears.
''''University life is nothing but heaven'''' :)
VodAFone wALon
VodAFone wALon kA KuttA Aj SubAh he chAL bAsA,
Or
Ab Woh BAndAr se Ad kArvAnA chAhte hAin,
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JäN!X Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki KAsAm Tuuu nhi jAyegA . . . :p ;->
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''
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