Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
