Girls are like Internet domain names..

Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!

May, 13 2010 77 chars (1 sms) 2454 views Funny

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Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->

Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO

Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO

Ek bAAr HumKo pukAAr kAr To DekhO

AgaR hUm nA ayeN To SamAjH lEnA
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K
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PRINCE SorAhe hAin AuR Cell SilEnT pEr hAi

The sun makes Moon shine.

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.

But what makes you shine......

Aap IdEal moDel

Aap
IdEal
moDel

aChey

Sachey

piYarey

EemaNdaR

MukHLis

WaFadAr

Naik
.

.

.
logon sey
door raha karo

Warna
woh bi "khraab" ho jaengey..

App Mujhay Aikn jaga se bohatfu

App Mujhay
Aikn jaga
se bohat
pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Maloom hai kahan se?

DOOR SE..........;->

When Did tarzen

When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!

Keeping A Place For Me

Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Heart Is Ok
But
Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Mind
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.
Mite B Dangerous

Coz Ppl Say . . .
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I''m Mind Blowing . . . ;->

mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....

mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya

PHYSICS TEACHER

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !

PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->

be panaah chahat k baad

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->

Maths Teacher

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.

Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U

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Girls are like Internet domain names..

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