Girls are like Internet domain names..

Girls are like Internet domain names..
Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!
  

May, 13 2010     77 chars (1 sms)     3388 views       Funny

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Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..

Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.


But what makes you shine......
1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..


Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle
A group of elephants were sitting in a street..

A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

Wow!

Wat a figure!

3600-2400-3600 ;-)
Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .


IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin