Toggle navigation
SMSMessages101.com
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
more
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
Submit SMS
Girls are like Internet domain names..
SMS Messages
Funny
Girls are like Internet domain names..
Girls are like Internet domain names..
Girls are like Internet domain names..
the ones I like are already taken!
←
previous ( Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,)
(Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay) Next
→
May, 13 2010
77 chars (1 sms)
2654 views
Funny
more Funny SMS Messages
New style of proposing
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
tmhain mlny ko dil k
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !
Translate It Into English . . . !
My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->
Bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,
Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
>
>
>
>
>
.
>
Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
Tum Sari Dunya
Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style
Tumhara Sub Kuch
Sub se HuT ker hy
Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy
ChaL HuT . . . ;->
shalwar bandhane k lye
Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai
Shehad (Honey) Me!
Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko
Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
''1 admi apni biwi ko
''1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi or toofan aa gaya
admi asman ki taraf dekh kr bola lagta hy
"POHANCH GAI"''
Teacher to student
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
.
.
.
.
.
STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
larki wale aap ka
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?
Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,
Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main
Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,
Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,
Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.
Apnay 2005 ke
Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai
East or West
" FaWad " Is Da BEst .
Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!
hahahahaha
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
.
.
... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
.
.
"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
Search SMS Messages
e.g.
love
,
birthday
,
anniversary
Categories
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
aaina
Achi baat
Adalt
adult
afsos
aitbaar
alvida
anniversary
ansoo
ARMY
bachi
badal gaye
badmash
badmashi
balochi
Benazir
Berukhi
birthday
boring
breast
brother
busy
choom
Choot
Dadi
dhund
dirty
dosto
drink
dukhi
dushman
faraz
Fuck
Funny
gadha
galib
gandi batain
Ghazal
gussa
hazrat ali
hijab
HONTO
hussain
i am fine
I LOVE YOU
i miss u
If You Really Love Someone Arrange
janaza
jhoot
Jism
jokes
judai
kafan
khawab
khush Raho
khushi
Laut aao
lonely
love
maa baap
mafi
marne wale
masoom
mohsin
mother
MOUT
nafrat
naqab
NARAZ
narazgi
Naseeb
nazar andaz
paheli
parda
poetry
prayers
qasoor
raja
reply me
samandar
shaheed
shakespeare
signature
sindhi
Stylish
subha bakhair
sunday
Tere Chehra
tum yaad to aaogy
veena malik
waiting for you
wasi shah
wife
winter
worried
Ya allah
Yaaad
yaad
yakeen
YE WATAN