Only True Friends

Only True Friends
Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .


I Promise You

















I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
  

May, 18 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2347 views       Funny

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Hello,
Plz.

Dhyan Den

Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale

Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat He Nahi haì... ;->
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.


Aur Bola:


Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?


The mafia wants either ur money or life...

The wives want both!
WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????

ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”
Eating Rotten Fruit,

Sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than


Believing A Girl! ;-)
Wait




Wait




Wait




Cool




Relax




Ok




Ready




Start




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4




3




2




1




Now







I m starting send
msgs...
Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,

U KNW WHY?
..
.

Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?








chipkA-l33
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai