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AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
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AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"
INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.
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May, 21 2010
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Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,
pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.
Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,
Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........
Bilkul bewaqoof ho tum, mobile naam show b ho raha hai aur tum maan ghaye,
kee banney gha tera
Source of Vitamin
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.
I chew them regularly to stay fit"
-Shahid Afridi
BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO
BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?
BOY2: MAZAAR.
BOY1: Q?
BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
Shaadi K Baad ... !
Shaadi K Baad ... !
Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"
Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"
Aur
Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny
"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien
.
.
MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .
Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha.
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..
Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?
Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?
To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)
Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!
Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!
Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a
terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"
Then u say "no no I asked coz u
r such a Bomb"
Ek Molvi:
Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya
Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?
Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" banainge
shaadi
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...
Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)
Meri jis se hui
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)
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