AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.
  

May, 21 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     3246 views       Funny

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Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

Pyar ka silsila purana hai

Tum se bus kam hai itna..........

Mujhe apna



TOILET dhulwana hey ;->
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??







Socho Socho . . .










"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
KAAM KI BAATEN

-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate.

-Khila hua gulaab or laga hua julaab humesha nahi rehte.

-Khudi hui qabar or chupi hui khabar door se dikh jati hen.

-Jawani pe charha shabaab or zor se laga peshaab ziyadah dair nahi rukta
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>
REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar

dont have clothes to wear.

LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?

Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.

Yeh fashionwa hai .
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.



Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri
Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko
Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko
Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko
Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab
Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.
Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga