AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.

May, 21 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 2439 views Funny

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phansi se pehle jail

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->

Girlfriend Ko I LUV

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

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AIK BAAT BATAO

PEHLEY APNA MOU DHOKAR AA PHR TAKE 3 LEY

A gud news 4 students

A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com

Teacher:

Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the

Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro

Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro

Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro

Magar Ghar walay kehte hain

Abhi Umar kam hai beta

PehLe B.COM tu Pass kro

2 Pathan Masjid Me

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)

Is sard mosam me tumhara sath ho

Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho

Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!

Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen

Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!

I LOVE U

"TAPAL CHAYE"

A man in Hell asked Devil:

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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"SO pagal

laado de lashkare ja

Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

karachi me 500 grlz

Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
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255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai

Kyn k

Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
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"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P

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