AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.
  

May, 21 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     3298 views       Funny

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Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)
Cutest Proposal

Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon

Girl : kyun?

Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai


How do u find Avogadro''s no?









Menu>contacts>Avogadro
Rukain

Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Neechay karain








Or Neechay
















Thora Or Neechay






















Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->


Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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K.
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!


Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,

PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.


Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega



Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.
What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?


A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her

&

A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn''t Marry.... ;->
frnds r lik balons onc u let thm go u can never bring them back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.