Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,
Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,

Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,

Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->
  

May, 18 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2339 views       Funny

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Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

.
“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->


Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?


Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?













All False








Girls Look Beautifull Because










Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .
English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .
































Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P
''A 4 Apple B 4 Bara Apple C 4 Chota Apple D 4 Dosra Apple E 4 Eik Ore Apple F 4 Free Ka Apple G 4 Green Apple H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pait kharab Ore khao apple…''
What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . . ? ? ?


























Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->
I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->