BEER Is Now

BEER Is Now
BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE
  

May, 17 2010     84 chars (1 sms)     2752 views       Funny

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Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI
Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.


GEO KAMEEENO
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???



If U Drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->
Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
What happens when a lion Roars?





Think....




Think harder....


Its easy!!







Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.







Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own