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what is the differen
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what is the differen
what is the differen
What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?
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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
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Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.
Tongue Twister
Tongue Twister
The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !
( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )
Say it!
indian team yad aa gai thi
Ha
haha
hahaha
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahaha
hahaha
haha
ha
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Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
:-D
Raks Kerti Hy
Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran
Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K
Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n
Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->
AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI J
AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI Jo INsAn pAnI MaI khA sAktA HaI
SoCho
s0cHo
sIMpLe
JaN|x
GoOatA . . . ;->
Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...
"You are mature enough now...
I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."
Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
Zrore to nai kahdun
Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<
Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki
Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone Karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 Andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->
kanjoos hajji
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."
2008 Quomi Phal: ?
2008
Quomi Phal: ?
Sabar Ka Phal
Quomi LIbas: ?
Kala Coat
Quomi Khail: ?
Muzakrat
Quomi Dua: ?
Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''
''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''
**dost**
**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''
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