Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8

Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8
Imagine World Without GIRLS


Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

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All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
  

May, 20 2010     185 chars (2 sms)     3057 views       Funny

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You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
The fight we had last night was my fault,


my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
Boy: I L U

Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out Just Makes It More Special (:

Boy: Im Leaving You -___-

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Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,


Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->


Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Americans Invented Cellphone.


Japanese Invented SIM Card.


PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!


Proud To Be An Pakistani!
What is at the end of "everything" ?


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The letter g
1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
SHADI Ka Kb Tk Imkan Hai?
Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha
Bola!
3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain
Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.