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Imagine World Without GIRLS

Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

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All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam

May, 20 2010 185 chars (2 sms) 2944 views Funny

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Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

kameeni CHARAS peeti thi.

Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"

Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;

khatay huay bolna nahi chahiay

Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"

ab pesh hai bushb

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)

Smndr me pani Pani me fish wah!

Smndr me pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD KO KISS!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!

the most unfulfilled

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...

A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)

Position of a Husband

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

Night Was Dark

Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy

He Told In Her Ear

DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->

We''ve known each

We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank

What do dentists call their x-rays?

What do dentists call their x-rays?
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Tooth Pics.

You have been warned to slow down,

Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->

Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai

Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.

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