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Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8
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Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8
Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8
Imagine World Without GIRLS
Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......
&
All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
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May, 20 2010
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Man:My wife is too good.
Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk
Sardar was traveling in train
Sardar was traveling in train
A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up
Sardar complained to the Railway Officer
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
Pathan 1st on Jhaaz
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.
Aur Bola:
.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
Sardar Dharakt pe
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Train Main 1 Machir 1
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya
phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo
Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?
Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao
Thought of the day:
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
1 Day A Man Called His 6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"
All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
~< SUnehri Baat>~
~< SUnehri Baat>~
..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro..
.
.
...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.."
(Mr. A.A.Z)
Samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->
We''ve known each
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
In tough times u''ll
In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
&
Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p
BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking
Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .
Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
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