Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8

Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8
Imagine World Without GIRLS


Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

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All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
  

May, 20 2010     185 chars (2 sms)     2362 views       Funny

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Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!


Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.
Q) Aisa kaunsa motion hai jisse insaan badaa uncomfortable ho jaata hai ??
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Naa.. its not EMOTION
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A) LOOSE MOTION :))


Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi mian ...
mian pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,



Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,



Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby

Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY B/W DINOSOUR & SHARIF BOYZ????
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DONO AB AIS DUNYA MAI NAE PAYE JATE...
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.


NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->