Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai

Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai
Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai

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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!
  

May, 21 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2602 views       Funny

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''Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!

Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?

Boy: Not now, its Raining....
Bhai Call me fast aik bt krni hai zaruri. W8ng


















Malom tha kanjos Nechay aa jayga par call nhi karyga.
Can U Tell Me The Answer
Of

Sun + Lion + 1/4.......????
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Socho....!!!!
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Nahi Pata...???
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Ans:
Aftab Sher Pao........ ;->
Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"



Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.
A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
Urgent msg to all..

if anyone want to donate their eyes..

plz contact.


Umpire Steve Buckner “He want to continue tour to Australia“

“Netra daan maha daan“
Quaidabad,
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Malir,
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Kalaboard,
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Airport,
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Colony gate,
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Natha khan ,

aur

aur

aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->
Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???






SoChO !








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Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->