Close ur eyes.. Think about urself

Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
  

May, 22 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2840 views       Funny

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Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies


Pandit2-Why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,


Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,



Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,




Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..









Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,





Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P
''Logon Se Pange B Honge,
Ghar Men Dange B Honge,
Agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To..
=
Aap k 12 Bachchay Honge,
=
=
2 Ganje, or baki Nange hongay''


The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman








As Long As








He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]
Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"



Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)