Close ur eyes.. Think about urself

Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
  

May, 22 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2939 views       Funny

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Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?

Pathan: Liquid State.

Audience: Clapped.

Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
A Man Has A Crow . . .
Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers . .
What Does He Call It. . . ???







Any Guesses








Don’t Know









He Calls It







My-Crow-Soft . . . ;->
Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
Americans Invented Cellphone.


Japanese Invented SIM Card.


PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!


Proud To Be An Pakistani!
There have been many time in 2010
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2011.
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???


I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..

Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)