Close ur eyes.. Think about urself

Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
  

May, 22 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     3098 views       Funny

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Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
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Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
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Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
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Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me when u certainly make it a
big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will
be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....





Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other





And





A Few Years Latter
A reasent studdi haz shon

dat peepal hoo aar werry

gudd lukeeng aar werry

baddd att spallings... ......... .

Vatt iz yorr

opeeneun???? ?
Shayad barish hone se pehle asman nela na ho,


Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,


Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
"BISTER GILA"
na ho !!!!!!!!!!!!
sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
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What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.
)==>kya aap anpadh hai?
nisulk madad ke liye likhe.
)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.
ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap
fir kahi nahi jayenge.
)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,
anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.
)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye
)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,
bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai