Close ur eyes.. Think about urself

Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)

May, 22 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 3275 views Funny

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Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He

K

Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He

Or

Is

Dil

Me SIRF

Aap

Ki

"BHABI g" Rehti hai

har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.

What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???

What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???

When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees

And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

pakistan aur afghani

Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????

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Sochoo.

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Me Batata Hoo

Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai

1 Job Offer Hai,

1 Job Offer Hai,

Sallery Rs 20000.

Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo!

Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai,

Bus Samander Me Wiper Lagana Hai.

Kehty hain aurat

Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".

Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,

Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,

cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,,

ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,

akeley akeley
suttey lga rha hai koi....

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

*.*pappU*.*

Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->

Identification of Student

Identification of Student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock

Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye

Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye

"Taj"ya"Takht"?

Anarkali:
Jahanpanah mujhe na Taj chahye aur na hi Takht

mujhe sirf 1 naya Connection chye

Talk shak ka :-)

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90%
of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!... ;->

ya allah ya rehman

Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM

Daro Mat

Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!

Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->

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