Close ur eyes.. Think about urself

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Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
  
May, 22 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     3211 views       Funny

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Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"



Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?






2 Sides Hoti Hyn












Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
''*I *Miss *You
''*I
*Miss
*You


Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain


Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain


k

k


Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
Lady : So, you want
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don''t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
girls remove their sandals
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure




That''s Why



When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals.
mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy


1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~














jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''
Saare Gawahon
Saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa
382 K tehet
Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''MEMON'''' Karrar Deti Hai
door se dekha to s



Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



To







To



Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
Msrofiat Kanjosi
Msrofiat
Kanjosi
Gurbat
Laparwahi
Narazgi
Balance ki kami
Mobile ki khrabi
Alfaz ki killat
Nakhry
Ya koi or wja hai sms na krne ki.
Boy: Tum gaana
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

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