Close ur eyes.. Think about urself

Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
  

May, 22 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2710 views       Funny

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Hun jaisay PAPPU
BACHAY Khubsutar
Bachiyoon ki amaanat
hain.




Apnay Aap Ko expired
AUNTIES Ki pohanch se
duur rakhein.



Wizart-e-Poondi.
If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
...
When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
&
Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK

Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy
Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey
We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody..

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody..!

AND That''s called :

'''' STUDENT LIFE ''''.
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai

Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....




That




You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....





Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->