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Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself
Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
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an idea can change ur life
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE
But,
A woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women
to change
IDEA(S)
WHAT AN IDEA
''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.''
Pathan:
Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?
Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!
Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->
please drive carefully
Cool Sign
In the front of
Yard Of A
Funeral Home ...
Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
a sensible proposal
A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me
but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
GOLDEN WoRDS
GOLDEN WoRDS
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
(",)
<))>
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Twin babies born
Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Who is the father of second !
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',
Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,
Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha
''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.
''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.
MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hai.
Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho
Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Cheray Pe Smile Hai.''
kameeni charas peeti thi
Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"
Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->
Ek Din Donkeyz
Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.
1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?
Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro
MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.
A Smile Costs Less
A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY
But
Gives More Light
So
Alwayz Keep Smiling
Coz
Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->
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