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1 Pathan pani P raha tha .
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1 Pathan pani P raha tha .
1 Pathan pani P raha tha .
1 Pathan pani P raha tha
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Ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???
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May, 22 2010
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