1 Pathan pani P raha tha .

1 Pathan pani P raha tha .
1 Pathan pani P raha tha
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Ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???
  

May, 22 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2431 views       Funny

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