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1 Pathan pani P raha tha .
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1 Pathan pani P raha tha .
1 Pathan pani P raha tha .
1 Pathan pani P raha tha
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Ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???
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1 pathan cycle sath
1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.
Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.
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Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "
there are two types
There Are Two Types
Of Women
1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)
2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum
Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,
aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,
Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.
JEENAY DO MUSHARAF
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?
Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga
Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
love never dies
Love never Dies..
It remains forever
&
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever...
Only..
Girl Friend
changes;-)
What is the height of kind heartedness?
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi
Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi
Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti
To pata chla kmbakht naswar khati thi:-)
A man sees a fat man
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Hello..!
Hello..!
This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) Service
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We Specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!
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Hope The Goal is Achieved...
Thank You..!
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