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May, 18 2010
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''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
Quaid foot ho gaye
Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga
bvap nay pichlay sa
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jae
aur apni moochon se apko Chhoye
Apni Balon wali Taangen aap pe rakhe
to Samajh jana k Yeh
Cockroach Hai..!!
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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UR BILL
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,
Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
Dost Mere Marne K baad
Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena
Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou
Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena
Kya.....????
Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi
Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->
Funny
"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga
Or
Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K
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Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.
1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
Mom: Na Baiti Log Kiya kahe gaye
2006 ki girl: MAMA mini skirt phen lo?
Mom: Pehn baiti Kuch tu Phen
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?
Chhirrr
No!
Charrr...
No
Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai
Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,
"Shame Shame...;-))
Pyaare Dost Film
Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??
RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi
or apko goli mar de gi.
Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
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