Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
