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larka larki molvi k
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larka larki molvi k
larka larki molvi k
Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"
Molvi ne nikah parha dia,
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?
Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"
Larke ne 100 rupe diye
Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya
Molvi ne dekha to bola:
Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
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'''' OYE ''''
'''' OYE ''''
'''' HOYE '''' ;-
Life Was Lonely,
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,
I Realised,
Dat
ALONE WAS BETTER
Shaadion Main Khaana
Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........
Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi
Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,
Aur Kaha
Maa Qasam,
Sab Filmi Hai. :-)
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purey ek darjan
''desi''
aanday hain.
meri taraf se sardi ka tohfa..
^ HAPPY WINTER SEASON ^ (:->
ques do you know w
Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?
Ans: Cat
Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''
boy and girl
boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...
girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D
Lovers sitting in a park,
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
My Life Funda
My Life Funda
How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !
Then what..?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....
Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . .
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .
Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->
a beautiful dress is
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
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