''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?






Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!''
  

May, 24 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2101 views       Funny

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Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure




That''s Why



When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

.

.

.


Girls Remove Their Sandals.
A Fool Can Ask More

Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer

No Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!


Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola: Oh no

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
''Banta is crying loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''
''Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo...
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo..
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo...
Or gahr wale kehte hen...
"bakwas band karo aur PARHAI complete karo"''
Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..




After That.





Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except Her

"SKIRT"
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
Friends are like fish...u have to sit patiently and 4 a long time to find a gud one...JUS LIKE I CAUGHT U!!!SO BETTER STAY NICE OR I''LL FRY U
Once Upon A Time...

A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.


Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p


A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!