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''Molvi taqreer krty howy
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''Molvi taqreer krty howy
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
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Practice makes man perfect...
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
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Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?
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Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???
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Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
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Gubba Jubba
Hiba Hu
Jinga Lala Hu...
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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
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Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->
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before the clock str
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A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain
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Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..
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