''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...

May, 24 2010 232 chars (2 sms) 4284 views Funny

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chaahey gilaa kero ,

chaahey gilaa kero ,

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Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
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Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
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Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
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Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
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Paray hatt tuu,

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Pathan:
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2nd:
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Biwi(Ghusse Main):

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''Molvi taqreer krty howy

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