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Kya Ap
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Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?
Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->
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Dear Customer, ;
Dear Customer, ;-) Your bathing date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.
Thank you.
.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤
Clean WoRlD.
Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . .
Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .
Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker
Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->
can u give one word in english...
can u give one word in english...
for the phrase.."Apne kiye pe paani pher na...!!"
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its so simple...
the word is
"FLUSh
Baap:Beta
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana
A SARDAR BUYS 4
A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.
HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,
WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.
SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,
DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Judge ( Chor Se )
Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?
Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->
funniest fact
Funniest Fact ...
When You Re-arrange
Word
"ELECTION RESULTS"
It Would Become
"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
Top 3 Universities Rule :
Top 3 Universities Rule :
1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
Computer Is ShamelessComputer Is Shameless
Computer Is Shameless
Why?
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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But
No
Underwear..?
... F A C T ...
... F A C T ...
Teachers Are Those
Who Helps Us In
Resolving Problems
Which
Without Them
We Wouldn''t Have ... ;->
If You Keep Your Feet Firmly On The Ground ...
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...
You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
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