''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion

''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion
''aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then,
pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the,
fiza b kuch mehki mehki the,
mene dunia se pocha:
aaj quen tujh man esahusun he?
wo boli:
aaj sms perhne vala zinndagi men pehli br nhaia hai.''
  

May, 24 2010     265 chars (2 sms)     2465 views       Funny

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Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi

tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!
Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hay.


So plz sab pyar karne walon se request hay k,

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"DOOB
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ye hai wayla Msg
enjoy it :) ''
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?

Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?

Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai....:)
Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
''''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
once a king ask hisunshi k uski beti k leye larka dhondo
munshi ne beti ki omer pochi..
king:18
munshi:agar 18 saal ka na mila tu 9-9 saal k do le ao..


Ur 5 qualities:

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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien





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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->