Phela parrot Rs 5000

Phela parrot Rs 5000 ka hay kiyon ke ye computer janta hay, doosra Rs 10000 ka kiyon ke ye computer aur driving dono janta hay Aur ye teesra Rs 700000 ka hay.

Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay?

Shopkeeper: Mein ne iss ko kutch kartay nahin dekha lekin pehlay do iss ko BOSS kehtay hain.

May, 18 2010 307 chars (2 sms) 2658 views Funny

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The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !

best shair written on a rickshaw !

"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..

Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D

Amazing Home Remedies

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)

Acha To Ab Ap Ki B

Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?

G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!

"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"

"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"

Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

pakistan aur afghani

Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????

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Sochoo.

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Me Batata Hoo

Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai

nobodys like you m

Nobody''s Like You, Mom

Nobody''s quite like you Mom.
You''re special in every way.
You cheer me up you fill my cup
With tenderness come what may.

Nobody loves me like you Mom.
No matter what I do Good or bad, happy or sad,
You support me You always come through.

Nobody''s equal to you, Mom.
With you in my life, I''m blessed.
I love you so, and I want you to know
I think you''re the very best!

By Joanna Fuchs

Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;

Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;

Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;

Shakspeare used 2 study in street light

Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;

"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?

''Yeh Jo Hath Me

''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na

Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai

Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,

Try krke dekho
Its possible''

i am acha

agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....

q k main tow acha hu

Khubsurat Phooloâ€™n Main

Khubsurat Phooloâ€™n Main

Haseen Wadiyoâ€™n Main

Dilkash Baaghoâ€™n Main

Aap Jesa

1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->

acha to phir kal time se aa jana

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

hum kabhi aap se kha

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

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Phela parrot Rs 5000

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