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Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,

Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,

Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,

Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->

May, 18 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 1965 views Funny

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lati hy mohabbat

Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung

16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->

Are you know jAn|x?

Are you know jAn|x?

Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.

WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,

WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................

WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................

WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON

''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal rah

''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.

Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?

T0 kutty ne kaha:

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''

kanjoos hajji

1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
.
.
.
2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->

Man 1: "I m Alwayz Delighted

Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"I''ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->

Height Of Smartness

Height Of Smartness

Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->

"Tip Of Da Day"

"Tip Of Da Day"

3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

Or

Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,

"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!

Dr 2 Lady:

Dr 2 Lady: Tou Aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef Hoti Hy
Sans Phool Jati Hy , Acha Ye Btaiye Aap Ki Umr Ktni Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 Ki Ho Jaongi
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht Bhi Khraab Hy ;->

Circuit: Bhai America

Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

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