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Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
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Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
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manji branday vich sahi k andar lay javan...''
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''Jab Jab humein
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naka naka dumdum fursat
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.
Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.
Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
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Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
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''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,
Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?
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bilkul apne chhote bhai ki tarah
Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah
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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
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When a person asked what he was doing….
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husband gifted his wife
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Because that was the DEAL ..!
Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;
"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka
nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,
Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"
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