Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3025 views       Funny

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angothy ki "warzish"
Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :


1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...

2. ....

(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.

Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.

Utna Forward Kr Dia)
''Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.''

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


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GHER MEIN DANGE B HONGE..

MUJHE NA SMS KIA TO..

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JO

3 GANJE

3 NANGE

AUR


6 LAFANGE HONGE... ;)

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


Sir, "N.R.O" :-)


Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...



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apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen


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hum ney dekhey hein kayeen