Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3315 views       Funny

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Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge

Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge

Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho

Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed

Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He

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MISSED .. ;->
Preliminary
Investigation :

The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi ...
I Saw A Dream
Yestrday

-Only U and Me-

We Were Running In A
Garden

Me In The Front And U

Running After Me

&

With d Background Music
Of


VODAFONE ... ;->
''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey
ye Adalat

dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ Parhnay walay ko
$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main
.
.
“KANJOOS” Qarar deti Hay.!
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........




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If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
.
.
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
.
.
.
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..
Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"I''ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->
''4u5 n2v n22 80v 3vn 2w 2v8n 92v8n 10u me 7km /......./ o/o/o/o/ nahi smajh // kio bat nahi aagay sand krdo qk tension lena ka nahi denay ka.,./ (no) ;''{morr}/ .,/.,(love).,/''