Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3122 views       Funny

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1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
Ekaadmi tha..!

woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

y




kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!
what will himesh say to magnify a picture..?







Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
1admi apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gya..
guard se kha hamen wo genda dikhao jis k 8 baçhe hain!
kuçh dair baad guard aya or kaha ap yahin theren genda apko dekhne aarha hai... ;->
Anarkali in akbar''s
darbar:

Paad dia to darna kia jb pad dia to darna kai,

pad dia koi tatti nai ki
chup chup k badboo
soonghna kia,

jab paad dia.->
10,15 Dino Me Logon Ne Ahmed Faraz Ko Itna Yad Kya K Wo ALLAH KO Piyare Hogae,

ALLAH PAK Unko Jannat Nasib Kre,

Ab Sabse Guzarish Hai K Zardari Ko Yad Karein
Importance of thumb...
Child use it 4 chewing,

Illiterate people use it 4 sign,

Winners 4 victory,

AND

My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs....
oh... u too?
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,

Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,

Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.
Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .
1- No!
2- I M Sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY Se. . . . .:-)