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Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  
Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3635 views       Funny

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Aik jagah se
Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.

Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?

Husband: dooooooooooooor se...
statement by asif za

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
S t r a n g e
S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
Movie titles related to eng students:
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Koi new msg hai kia?????????? agar hai tu...
Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
.
.
.
.
.
tu plz''DELETE'' kar do

kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
What is Love???
What is Love???




The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
Na hawa na saya hai,
Na hawa na saya hai,
ehsas ham hi ko aaya hai,
hamein bhi sms kr k dekh lo,



company ne ye mobail aap ki Girl friend k liye nahi banaya hay
Thief with knife
Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk

U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care

U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love

BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time

N Thats me ;->
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
Someone wrote to
Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo


Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!

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