Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3529 views       Funny

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Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?



Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao



Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo




Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro



Phir












Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
Hight of friendship:

bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..








































Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
3 Things That Should Not B Asked..



1.A Man''s Salary

2.A Girl''s Age..

&

Students %..

It Hurts


Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<

Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki

pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha


Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.


Aur Bola:


Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)


H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->