Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3378 views       Funny

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HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

Fir Kya Hua?








Hutch Is Now
''VODAFONE''
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga


Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Beta: Padh Rha Hu.

Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story
Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise....??????
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jaane ke liye dekiye C.I.D...har friyday night 10 P.M...!!!!!
I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!


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M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,



B u T ...



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A m

N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->
Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
Aik Bad News..


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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..
Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
Din
Ha
Jab
Aaj
Se
50
Karor
Saal
Pehlay
Aik
Aisi
Medicine
Eejad
Hui
Thi
Jis
Ki
Waja
Se
Aaj
Puri
Dunya
K
Pathan
Zinda
Hein

HAPPY
"NASWAR"
DAY....
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki Ek Adat Same Hai


Janta Hai Kiya ??

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Woh Bhi Kamina Hai Or Tu Bhi