Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     2922 views       Funny

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Rab kare apko sab mily
Himut
Izut
Rupiya
Bangla
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car
pyaar



Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?

.. LAALCHEE ...


Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…


Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?


Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)
1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha

1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"

Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->
Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?



Socho Yaar....











Simple Yaar
Unki Topi Gir Jaygi;-)
Did U Knw Dat

When Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown

But

It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out

And

Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...



Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)''

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->
In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,

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Now He Is Retired...!!
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:






"All were born on Government Holidays".
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->