Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3557 views       Funny

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Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy



















"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->



Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->
what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
idher golay pay gola hai
idher golay pay gola hai.
odher dhamakay pay dhmaka hai.
idher mashwara hai mansubabandi ka
odher kakay pay kaka hai.
Manager 2 Sardar :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Sardar :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Sardar :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..

General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??

General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->
''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana chorr diya MOHSIN....
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K koi pooch he na ley
"Putter tyra result kido aa raya a!''
yai dunia kia hai


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gum kadarya hai....





toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P