Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3091 views       Funny

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I.C.U

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Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
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Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98?

A. It stands for number of times it hangs in a day!!
Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.
Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!

Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab

Pathan: Suurakh... ;->
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
(Naqqalo) se Hoshi''yar

Asli SMS Ki
Pehchan

Apun ka sms

Har sms anokha, naya & Internatinol mayar k mutabiq.
Purany, ghisy pitay, Byhoda, Bazari SMS se parhez kijye,
Tabyat zyada bor ho to hamare Num
Pr 100 Rps Send karen or 999 asli SMS
or1000 Rs. Mai 1 saal tk sms
Receve Karen
Shukria:-)
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy Next

To Me Lite A Cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle
Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .

Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
Filmi life or Asli life me kya cheez common hai?
Boy: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shaadi hoti hai;

ASLI LIFE me shadi k baad bahut mushkiley shuru hoti hai