Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3640 views       Funny

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Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''
Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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THEY ARE ALL MOVIES.....!!! ;->
Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!
Life Is A Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

SMS zara naya kia karo

Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo

Hum SMS k KING hy

Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me
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Tuje aisi bemari lage,

Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,

Darjan bhar hon bachey tere,

Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..


Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->
Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?


Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)