Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

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Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai

U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->

A Great JAPANESE Proverb

A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->

I met money.

I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.

Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

Ur like a target dat

Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.

"Job in Trafic Police"

"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

Dad 2 Son:

Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
Son:I clean it With Your Toothbrush

Airhostess and pathan

Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

sweetheart u r so b

Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true & i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats…just 4 you by me.

Class Mai Larkon Ki

Class Mai Larkon Ki Shararat Sai Tang
Aa Ker Ustaad Ne Inhain Seedha Lait Ker
Cycle Ki Tarah Taangein Chalanay Kai Liye Kaha..
Aik Larka Thori Dair Chalanay Kai Baad Ruk Gaya
Ustaad Ne Daanta Tu Us Nai Kaha..

"Sir Mairy Chain Utar Gayi Hai:-(

happy birthday to yo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE

AS MANY AS STARS IN THE SKY

AS MANY AS DROPS IN THE RAIN

AS MANY AS ELEMENTS OF SAND IN THE DESERT

AS MANY AS DEW DROPS IN THE MORNING

AS MANY AS WAVES IN TH SEA

AS MANY AS FLOWERS IN THE WORLD

SO

AS A WHOLE

YOU LIVE MANY CENTURIES

AND EVERY CENTURY HAS 10000 YEARS(AAMEEEEEN)

HAVE A NICE DAY

BE HAPPY ALWAYS

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