Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Apr, 13 2011 154 chars (1 sms) 3571 views Funny

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2nd: Maths ka

1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
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Agar koi aj k din ap se

Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo

AuGusT k maheney
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APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.............

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Parhai karo
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larkiyan chero
badnami se mat daro
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Kyunki
GEETA main likha
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Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
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Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
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Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes

New Punishment for mobile uSer

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Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

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