Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3119 views       Funny

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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
Lagey raho...


Lagey raho...


main ney khawaab mein
daikha main Musharf
ki jagah sardar ban gaya
hoon,

tum par bhi koi paabandi
nahin jo marzi sapney
daikho.
Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?



Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
FuNnY fAcT ...

ThE pEoPlE

WhO wAnT qUiEt

ArE aLwAyZ

ThE lOuDeSt

GeTtInG

eVeRyOnE eLsE tO

sHuT uP ...

IsN''t It ... ;->
We Say We Luv Flowers,Yet We Pluck Dem.

We Say We Luv Trees,Yet We Cut Dem.

& We Still Wonder Y Sum R Afraid

Wen Dey R Told Dey R Luved