Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

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They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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But

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''''CHAK DE INDIA'''' ;->
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Single Leg!

Guess when?




Don''t know?


Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
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Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

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Height of dedication

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Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
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Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.