Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3982 views       Funny

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This msg is specially typed to inform,

rather remind some people

that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->
1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->


Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.

Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,


"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,



Aur hath main hai "LUX"
Very True Lines…
Hamesha yaad Rakhain
K
Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr
aatay hain
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SAJJAA
TAY
KHABBA….:-)
Ache d0st ki kh0bian..
1.kh0bsurat h0 magarmach ki trah
2.aqalmand h0 gadhe ki trah
3.phurtila h0 kachwe ki tarah
4.khulus wala h0
Kutay ki trah
5.hands0me h0 bandar ki trah..



A'' ha k0i shak nai tum mai t0 ye sari kh0bian hain pyare d0st;-)
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be greAt U must walk with greAt people".
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Seriously,
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->
Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.

Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?

Husband: dooooooooooooor se...
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.

Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.

Girl:Acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park Ao Ge

Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne

Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!
Plz Pass This SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .






Sahi Se Parhi Is Msg ko





A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of



















PEPSI
Wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->
chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati