Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3121 views       Funny

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Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,

Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,

Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,

Jismey Paani Kam Hay,

Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Karo "Pappu"





Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Kro
>hAmY<













Log Roza Na Tor Dain Eid Ka Chand Samajh Kar.
Three ants find an elephant asleep.

One says,”We’ll kill him!”

Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”

3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir

boss- how do u know??

well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.


Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro
Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
Aur Mjhe Mere Wapis Kerdo

Girl: [Badi c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
Is Mein Se Jo Tmhare Hyn Nikaal Lo ... ;->
A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives More Light

So

Alwayz Keep Smiling










Coz












Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?

Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->
Arz Kiya Hai,,


Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,

Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,

Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,

Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,

Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,


Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!

Wah,wah,wah,wah,
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''