Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Apr, 13 2011 154 chars (1 sms) 3105 views Funny

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soldier to general

Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..

General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??

General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N

Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,

I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me

Thnx

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Height Of Overacting ;)

Once a man was smoking in Airport

Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN"

Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)

Tell Me Your Name in English.

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Ghar waliii

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Massege from

Kantey bahrey raston par ap ka kon sath de gaaa
Ami\Abo
Sister\Brother
Wife\Husband

Sirf o sirf ap ki Chappal
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Feeqa Mochi...

Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho

Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,

Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .

''A 4 Apple B 4 Bara Apple C 4

''A 4 Apple B 4 Bara Apple C 4 Chota Apple D 4 Dosra Apple E 4 Eik Ore Apple F 4 Free Ka Apple G 4 Green Apple H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pait kharab Ore khao apple…''

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Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

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