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Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
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Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
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BOY2: MAZAAR.
BOY1: Q?
BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
Tum hoti to aisa hota
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH
AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
aisa karoge tou kon ayega
Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->
Naukrani: Malkin
Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.
Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.
Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine
Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!
A Sardar moving
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
uski ik ada par kai gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan,
warna CHAND par b TAJMAHAL bana dete.
''How do you
''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
Wife : Tum tou chahty
Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...
Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->
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4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
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Longer In Use ... ;->
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