A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaega... 7FERO k sath koi Tumse bandh jaega abhi Bhi waqt Hai kisi SE affair kar lo kya Pata kal kaun sa Namuna tumhe saup diya
jayega...
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn''t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!" . . . . ;->
