Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3731 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Ha
haha
hahaha
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahaha
hahaha
haha
ha



.


.

.

Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
:-D
"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:


Idhar Chupa,
Me Udhar Chupa....


Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...


Arey Pakar Liya..


Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???


wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...


;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.


Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
''----:----
,---=___/7
(_0___=-----/
_I __I_

apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz''
''Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya…
.
Kaise?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Niche Dekho..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Bas,Aise Hi!
Ha..Ha..
Ab 126 HOGAYE!''
Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

But

Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.

THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-