Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
  

Apr, 13 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     3840 views       Funny

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Ek khusra elecation mein vote mangatay huay

Mein yakeen dilata hun ager hum kamyab huey

to jab b kisi k ghar kaka paida hoga

Goverment muft nachay ge
Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len


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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms
Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)
Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!


Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..

1. Ghar me
sindhi bolo

2. School me
urdu bolo

3.Paper
angrezi me hal kero

or

4.Mrnay k baad hisab Arbi me do''
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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.
.
.
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.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)


Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
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