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JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.
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JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.
JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.
JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.
1.Science say gira Arts may atka
2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara
3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag
4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka
5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay
6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati
7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana
8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera
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True Quote. . .
True Quote. . .
A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A Woman. . .
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A Woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .
Strange But True. . . ;->
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Socho....
maa badaulat!
Patient : What are the chances
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
A long married couple
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
What R U Searching
What R U Searching
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Bcoz
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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->
duniya k das bardey shaitan,
duniya k das bardey shaitan,
1-
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5-
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7-
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10-
Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row
how true my feelings
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),
For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo Thora Aur Thora sa Aur
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo
Thora Aur
Thora sa Aur
Abay Sunta Nahi Hai
Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur
Thora Left Se Aur
Bus Bus Theekh Hai
AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .
Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?
Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
btao tmhe main kitni achchi
Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
Lub khamosh ho jate
Lub khamosh ho jate hai jab tum samne ate ho!
dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein milate ho!
saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho!
Heart patient hun
itna kyo darate ho?
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