JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.
JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.



1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera
  

May, 25 2010     323 chars (3 sms)     3080 views       Funny

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Tmhari Life M 1 Aisi Larki Aygi
Jo Srf Tmhari Hogi Tm Us Se Be Had Pyar Krogy
Tm 2no Ki Muhbt Bemisal Hogi
Tm Use Kiss Krogy Jb Wo Krib Akr Kahegi







Papa:->
''mein nay tum say muhabbat kari aur tum nay kiye mujh pay itnay sitam,
motor khol dou pani khatam''
Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->


Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!
Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
Bach Gya







Zardari
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
.
.
.
.
.
Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain
How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??











Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
.
k I''m already married.

GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)