your bthday is a da

your bthday is a da
Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,
A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,
In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too
For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend
  

May, 03 2010     324 chars (3 sms)     2537 views       Funny

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Rule
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Rather
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Being
Slave
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Heaven :-)
"An ErOtIc TrUtH"



In OuR

LyF

ThInGs ArE To UsE....

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PeOpLe ArE To LoVe


BuT MoSt Of Us


OfTeN


UsE ThE PeOpLe

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LoVe ThE ThInGs......
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab

Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K

Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K

Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari

Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....

They always say wrong
They alway do wrong
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"

Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge

Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge

Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna

POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
This is "Top Secret"
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This is Bottom Secret ;->
Will you marry Me...!

















Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango
"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

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Soba Sawery
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Namaz K Lie"


Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To

Woh Kaise?

Ldka Ldki Se Kehta

Hello Madam

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PAPPI TA DO


Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !

Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->