Raja Pervaiz Ashraf:
Yaar mujhey Mother''s Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain :D
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.