Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
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/--[SMS PoLiCe]
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Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain,apki complain hai k aap apne Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte..
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
