What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?

What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     2398 views       Funny

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"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,


Kion Nahi Karain.?

Kion K,

Bin MAUT Maare Jaogay!?

Kion.?










ARAY BHAi!

''WAFA''

OSAMA BiN LADEN Ki BETi Ka NAAM Hai..


Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
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K koi pooch he na ley
"Putter tyra result kido aa raya a!''



Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



To







To



Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
A golden message for youngsters....


A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....


MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



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---Is sms k charges main ny Pay ker deain hain-Apni marzi ka sms likho or jisey chaho send kero.
After all
hum apki kajosi ki Qadar krty hain''
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-