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If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..
How ? ? ?
Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
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May, 13 2010
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Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,
Zindgi main sabko
hansana,
Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,
Phir bhi koi gham day to
90
pay phone lagana
"THOK DENGE"
saaley k
A beautiful young
A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy
AaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji
Serkar ki is Soch pe Kehny lagay Loog
Andhay ko Andheray may bari door ki Sooji ;->
=Quotable Quotes=
=Quotable Quotes=
To be is to do.
(by Socretes)
To do is to be.
(by Plato)
To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)
Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->
Banta owned a factory.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
WiFe:
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
~Todays FACT~
~Todays FACT~
Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
hamein to apnou nay lota
Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !
Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->
Maa Bache Baich
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He
Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He
Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi
Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
even have a big car like Noman,but
i really love U!
Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
q wo kon sa departm
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,
Aag lagana hy
Husband:I''ll admit
Husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband: Ok
I''m wrong!
Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):
you are right!
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