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Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
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Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..
Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->
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girl frnd
Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..
or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
jis ko main nay
jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.
''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hy
Nahi khulti hai ankh ab to sehri mein
Shayed ap ne peepa bjana chor diya hy''
Smndr me pani Pani me fish wah!
Smndr me pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD KO KISS!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!
''Raton ko uth kar, Khayalon se ho kar, Yadon me kho kar,
''Raton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,
Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar
Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,
tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,
Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,
Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy
Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''
It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..
It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..
Ap KAbhi Bh¡ kAr nAhi sAktE..
HimAt hy t0 kAr kE DikhA0..
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MErE # pE 100 kA LoAd... ;->
What Would U Call
What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???
Chi-Kani...
:))
Salmaan Khan- Aaj
Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai
18 Bikes Hai,
4 Bunglow Hai,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
khaansi ka elaaj
Khaansi Ka Elaaj
Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta
Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye
Subha Shaam
7 Baar
Khyber
Pukkhtoon Khwaaah
Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah
Bole''n
Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?
Begum: Aik Dum
Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
bb hum sharminda hain
BB hum sharminda hain
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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain
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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D
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