Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2033 views       Funny

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Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,


Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

What is your SMS Account No.???

I want to Check!!!

Some Error is There!!!

Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!

Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!

UNDERSTAND!
indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?

Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..
Ek Aur Killing sMS

Killing sMs





Naalayakon

Mein sMs Ka Khoon Kar Raha Hun Aur Tum Log

Sirf Scrol Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho !!!

Dusht , Paapi Rakshasi Daitya !!!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."


Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->
Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->


I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum

Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
Aaae,

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

Ek dum khalas

Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To

4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal

warna khalas.
''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?






Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!''
There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

And

3 - Middle Aged ... ;->