Andhi Chlay To Sab Se

Andhi Chlay To Sab Se
Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?


Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.


Na


Darwazay Bajtay Hain,


Na.



LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn


Na. . .



Comm0n Sense
Yaar



"LIGHT JATI HAI"


Happy Aandhi Night
  

May, 13 2010     241 chars (2 sms)     2443 views       Funny

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